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thechloris:

Yes. So. My enjoyment of the blu-rays continues.
Scruffy, Mad, Oh-so-sexy Rumple - The Tower

*forgets how to breathe*

thechloris:

Yes. So. My enjoyment of the blu-rays continues.

Scruffy, Mad, Oh-so-sexy Rumple - The Tower

*forgets how to breathe*

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I cannot look at this directly lest I burn my retinas.
Damn.

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I cannot look at this directly lest I burn my retinas.

Damn.

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Men At Work

itschippedcup:

justrumbelledearie:

Pairing: Belle + Shaun (Shelle)

Summary: Belle is at her wit’s end trying to keep her elderly father out of harm’s way while he slides further and further into dementia. What she desperately requires is a capable, live-in caretaker. She isn’t looking for love.

A/N: For tjmystic and romantic woobie lovers everywhere. If you haven’t seen Summer, think of Shaun as a modern day Spinner!Rum with extra cheek.

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I swear magical beams of light shoot out whenever I open a new JRD story!

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*pounce*

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robertcarlyledaily:

Robert Carlyle in The Tournament Bloopers

Bless.

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messedupdreamsandmelodies:

Ugh I would totally want to do the rumbelle secret Santa but I feel like I have literally no talent for anything to do for gifts and like idk maybe I’m too new to the fandom?

There is no such thing as ‘too new!’ All you’ll need is a willingness to shower your receivee’s inbox with anonymous love and the bravery to ‘make a thing’ that will bring a smile to their face. If it’s done with love, you cannot fail! Rumbelle battle cry of encouragement!

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If you're looking for stuff to draw, I'd like to suggest Stan the Octopus from Spottytonguedog's fic Calamari

Asked by repeatinglitanies

delintthedarkone:

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WHERE’VE YE HID MY SOY SAUCE DEARIE?

Perfection.

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I have been meaning to tell you this since it was published in March but The Summer Palace is like one of my all time favorite fics out there. I re-read it again last night for like the millionth time and just loved it all over again. Perfect. Legitimately perfect. I need more some day. *winkwink* *nudgenudge* :D

Asked by melissabosquez

You are such a sweetheart for sending me this! The Summer Palace is me at my most self-indulgent, and I sometimes blush to think I wrote it, so thank you times a thousand. I saw you just posted about being fresh out of Spinner!Rum stories to read, so I’m going to list my favorites here just in case you haven’t seen them all.

Sanctuary by sfiddy
"Chased by clerics with evil intentions, Belle flees to an isolated village. There, an outcast and abandoned Rumplestiltskin toils under terrible obligation to support his beloved son."

Each Well-Weighed Word by lotus0kid
"The spinner Rumpelstiltskin has a secret talent with words. It gets him into trouble when he encounters a certain bookish beauty one day in the market."

Harmless by rufeepeach
"Belle arrives, bruised and bleeding, on the doorstep of a lame spinner and his son. On the run from the war and its causes, her short stop-over becomes something else entirely."

Those Changing Shores by lotus0kid
"Belle is a mermaid who wants to join Spinner!Rum on land." Word to the wise from yours truly: they totally have mermaid sex.

A Flicker of Light by thestraggletag
"Mr Gold and Belle travel back in time to when Rumple and Jones are ‘facing off’ on the captain’s ship to retrieve something that will help Gold with the boundary problem. The shy spinner who has come to be trapped for the duration of the journey is more than fascinated by his older self and more precisely, his beautiful companion."

Spinner’s Son by phoenixfeatherquill
Lady Belle must transform Spinner!Rum into a gentleman.

Brave by phoenixfeatherquill
Baelfire meets Lady Belle in the woods. Of course he brings her home to Papa.

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9 AND 15?

Asked by Anonymous

9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?

Oh. Oh God. It was totally inadvertent. I’m flashing back to my high school chemistry class. Some joker found a story titled “Smurfing Day” in some dark, awful corner of the internet, printed it out, and now we’re all passing it around the classroom, snickering and trying not to get caught. In the story, Smurfette was—how to put this gently—‘entertaining some gentlemen callers,’ and Papa Smurf’s (blue) attributes were described in graphic detail. My fanfic innocence was shattered that day.

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I’m so sorry, buddies.

15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What’s your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?

My mother didn’t raise a fool. A lady always deletes her browsing history. There are some books behind my sweaters in the closet that I’m a little worried about though.

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'Fess Up! Fandom Humiliation

  • 1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
  • 2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
  • 3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
  • 4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
  • 5. Most shameful ship?
  • 6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
  • 7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
  • 8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
  • 9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
  • 10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
  • 11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
  • 12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
  • 13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
  • 14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
  • 15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?

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riskpig:

For repeatinglitanies, who wondered what an Evil!Belle would dress like.
Hope you like! :D
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This is gorgeous, Risk! I love the blood on the tip of the dagger and the sinister feather detailing. Rawr, Evil!Belle.

riskpig:

For repeatinglitanies, who wondered what an Evil!Belle would dress like.

Hope you like! :D

Click for hi-res view

This is gorgeous, Risk! I love the blood on the tip of the dagger and the sinister feather detailing. Rawr, Evil!Belle.

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Ninja, I Need some advice. I want to look forward to the new season, but I don't know how I can. Snow and Charming's adventures in new baby parenthood, Henry bonding with Rumpel, Rumbelle, and Frozen are going to be amazing, but CS and Hook make me SO UNCOMFORTABLE, and that's all A&E seem to want to talk about. What do I do?

Asked by Anonymous

screwballninja:

Much like Frankie, Screwball Ninja says relax— because, despite what tumblr may have you believe, in the ACTUAL EPISODES the shipping stuff really doesn’t take up that much screentime.

Even if the writers WANT S4 to be a Hook-fest (and I think they’re just winding up the shippers), it’s not going to happen because of the structure of the episodes. Based on previous seasons, this is how any given 40 minute episode of S4 is going to go:

  • 15 min of FTL flashbacks focusing on a new/main character (w/ a minute or two of Rumple or Regina wreaking havoc)
  • 15 minutes of the new/main character interacting with the Charming/Mills clan in Storybrooke, with the main action echoing the theme set up in the FTL section (hope, revenge, etc.)
  • 5 minutes following up on major plotlines that run through the season, such as Rumple playing hide-the-dagger, baby Neal, Henry and Rumple bonding, Regina and Emma’s magic lessons, etc.
  • 5 minutes for ALL the canon shipping, including Snowing, Rumbelle, Outlaw Queen, and Captain Swan

Plus, I doubt S4 is going to be a non-stop smooch-fest for any couple. Remember, this show is stingy with its kisses, saving them to symbolize major breakthroughs in a relationship. My guess is the first part of S4 will be the following for Captain Swan:

  • Hook: HEY SWAN I GOT A NEW TATTOO— GUESS WHAT ANIMAL IT IS? HEY SWAN, I WROTE YOU A THEME SONG WANNA HEAR IT? SWAN? SWAN? WHERE ARE YOU GOING, SWAN?
  • Emma: *runs off to chop trees or something* I had a feeling once, but then I punched it in the face because I’m better off alone. *stoically twitches jaw*

Finally, I’ve found that tuning out almost everything except the actual episodes enhances my enjoyment of OUAT 100000%. That means I don’t pay attention to what the writers HOPE happens, or what they INTEND to happen, or what other people THINK will happen— I just focus on what’s actually happening. It’s tough to maintain a “pure canon” stance, but it keeps my blood pressure nice and low. You might want to consider giving it a try, Concerned!Anon.

I hope this helped a little.

"I had a feeling once, but then I punched it in the face because I’m better off alone." 

I laughed so hard.

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jackdonaghy:

Which couples on the show are you rooting for?

All of them? I believe in love, you know, free love, but you know… (x)

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Men At Work

melissabosquez:

justrumbelledearie:

Pairing: Belle + Shaun (Shelle)

Summary: Belle is at her wit’s end trying to keep her elderly father out of harm’s way while he slides further and further into dementia. What she desperately requires is a capable, live-in caretaker. She isn’t looking for love.

A/N: For tjmystic and romantic woobie lovers everywhere. If you haven’t seen Summer, think of Shaun as a modern day Spinner!Rum with extra cheek.

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I have been dying for more Shelle stories!! This is off to a brilliant start!!

You are a peach, and I’m also dying for Shelle to arrive on the Anyelle scene like

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